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The Funny Joke - Adult Email Joke

The Funny Joke - Adult Email Joke: "Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask innocent questions
and has a very straightforward thinking. At times he is all too well educated in
the terminology of sex, then he is known as 'Dirty Johnny', while at others he
is all too innocent. He also has cousins across the world, Dirty Ernie, Spanish
Jaimito, Brazilian Joozinho, Russian Vovochka, Czech Pepu010Dek, Italian Pierino,
and French Toto.
Ms. Smith stopped to reprove Johnny for making faces: 'Johnny, when I
was small, my mother used to tell me that if I made ugly faces, at some
moment it would freeze and stay like that'. Johnny looked up at her and
thoughtfully replied: 'Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't
forewarned.'























The teacher asks everyone in the class to demonstrate something
exciting. When Johnny's turn came, he walked to the blackboard and drew a
small dot. 'What's that?', the teacher asked, puzzled. 'It's a period.
'%u2014'Well, I see that, but what's exciting about a period?'%u2014'Darned if I know,
but this morning my sister said she missed one... Dad had a heart attack,
mom fainted, and the guy next door shot himself.' "

The Funny Joke - Practical Joke

The Funny Joke - Practical Joke: "Q: How do you get 1000 dead bodies into a phone booth?


A: Use a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: ...Nachos

Q: How do you make a dead body float?

A: A glass of root beer, two scoops of ice cream, and a
scoop of dead body.

Q: How many dead bodies does it take to paint a house?

A: It depends on how hard you throw them.
%uFFFD"

The Funny Joke - Practical Joke

The Funny Joke - Practical Joke: "A joke is a short story or short series of words spoken or communicated
with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or
reader. This sort of 'joke' is not the same as a practical joke."

The Funny Joke - 60th Birthday Joke

The Funny Joke - 60th Birthday Joke: "Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side."

The Funny Joke - Animated Irish Joke

The Funny Joke - Animated Irish Joke: "Often posed as a common riddle, the answer is twisted humorously.
Q: What is black and white and read (red) all over?
A1: A newspaper. (The oldest and most common answer, because red is also the
pronunciation of read; this class of joke works only when spoken aloud so
that which homophone is meant is misconstrued because of the inclusion of
other colors.)
A2: An embarrassed zebra. (This is funny primarily because most people are
familiar with the older joke and expect the interpretation to be 'read'
rather than 'red.' It is one of the most common 'twist' answers, because
it's one of the few G-rated ones. See Why did the chicken cross the road?
elsewhere on this page for more instances of the same phenomenon.)
A3: A bloody skunk. (A penguin, a nun, or any likely wearer of a tuxedo can
also be used in place of a skunk. Also 'sunburnt' can be used in place of
'bloody.')
A4: A blind nun trying to read a cheese grater. (This is a less tasteful
variant on A2.)
A5: A Goth on her period. "

The Funny Joke - Practical Joke

The Funny Joke - Practical Joke: "Political jokes tell about politicians and heads of states.
There are two large categories of this type of jokes. The first one makes fun of
a negative attitude to political opponents or to politicians in general. The
second one makes fun of political clich%uFFFDs, mottos, catch phrases or simply
blunders of politicians."

The Funny Joke - Racial Black Joke

The Funny Joke - Racial Black Joke: "Elephant jokes
Usually a riddle of the form 'Why did the
elephant...?', where the answer is ridiculously impossible.
Examples
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: How do you tell if there's an elephant
in your refrigerator?

A: There are footprints in the peanut
butter.

Q: How do you tell if there are two
elephants in your refrigerator?

A: There are two sets of footprints in
the peanut butter."

The Funny Joke - Office Humor Joke

The Funny Joke - Office Humor Joke: "Sick Jokes
A subgenre of jokes derives their humor simply from violating
taboos and being so blatantly offensive in their subject matter that (for some)
the situation becomes funny, not macabre.
One example of such a joke is The Aristocrats, which dates back
to Vaudeville.
The phrase 'sick jokes' appeared in the New York Times on
October 9, 1958, when a football columnist noted that 'those macabre 'sick
jokes' that appeal to the younger generation are popping up in football quotes.'
An October 26 article on How These Joke Cycles Start, indicates that the 'sick
joke' genre was already well in progress. The columnist gives an example:
Child: 'Mommy, when are we going to reach Europe?'

Mother: 'Shut up and keep swimming.'"

The Funny Joke - Knock Kncok Joke

The Funny Joke - Knock Kncok Joke: "Cates' humor, arm give Louisville 5-foot-3 jolt (USA Today)Whatever the gibe, joke, pun or putdown, chances are Chris Cates has heard it."

The Funny Joke - Killing Joke Site Myspace.com

The Funny Joke - Killing Joke Site Myspace.com: "Laura Bush can joke, but Iraq still not funny (FSView)You want to hear a good joke? George W. Bush was such a dude, greenhorn cowboy impostor when he and Laura bought their ranch in Crawford, Texas, he tried to milk a horse -- and it was a male horse! Killer, huh?"

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The Funny Joke - Joe Cartoon Joke

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The Funny Joke - Joke Email Forward

The Funny Joke - Joke Email Forward: "Forward It

Anyone in need of some good Spam can find an impressive archive of jokes, cartoons, stories and funny photos perfect for email forwards."

The Funny Joke - Good Funny Clean Joke

The Funny Joke - Good Funny Clean Joke: "Ethnic humor is particular to a certain ethnic group or culture and may or
may not be the same as an ethnic joke. An ethnic joke relies for humorous effect
on peculiarities of a particular ethnicity, real or imaginary. Many of them rely
on stereotypes about particular ethnicities, often those from different
(neighbour) nations or minorities. For example, Finns tell jokes about Swedes
and Gypsies. Sometimes they are considered in good taste, meant to poke fun at
or about another culture, while other times they are considered offensive or
racist. Sometimes the difference between the two judgements is in the nature of
the joke, and sometimes the difference is in the perception of those hearing it."

The Funny Joke - Practical Joke

The Funny Joke - Practical Joke: "Political jokes tell about politicians and heads of states.
There are two large categories of this type of jokes. The first one makes fun of
a negative attitude to political opponents or to politicians in general. The
second one makes fun of political clich%uFFFDs, mottos, catch phrases or simply
blunders of politicians."

The Funny Joke - Practical Joke

The Funny Joke - Practical Joke: "Profession-targeted jokes
These target the perceived flaws of people in
certain trades. Lawyer jokes are traditionally popular in the United States.
Example

Q: You find yourself stuck in a hole with
a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets
left, what do you do?

A: Shoot the lawyer...twice."

The Funny Joke - Practical Joke

The Funny Joke - Practical Joke: "Modis new headache is joke on Laloo head in official magazine (Express India)This joke, on the last page of the February 16 issue of the state government's fortnightly Gujarat is kicking up a new row between Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi and Union Railway Minister Laloo Prasad Yadav. Laloo, who came to know about the issue recently, is far from happy. The RJD chief's office has taken ''serious note'' and those close to him say that he may use this issue to slam"

The Funny Joke - Practical Joke

The Funny Joke - Practical Joke: "A joke is a short story or short series of words spoken or communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader. This sort of 'joke' is not the same as a practical joke.

Laughter, the intended human reaction to jokes, is healthy, uses the stomach muscles, and releases endorphins, natural happiness-inducing chemicals, into the bloodstream. Daily laughter is recommended to every human being. Jokes have been the subject of serious academic study, a notable example being Sigmund Freud's 'Jokes and Their Relationship to the Unconscious'. Marvin Minsky even suggests in Society of Mind that laughter has a specific function related to the human brain. In his opinion jokes and laughter are a mechanisms for the brain to learn Nonsense. For that reason, he argues, jokes are usually not as funny when you hear them repeatedly.

Most jokes contain two components: joke setup (for example, 'A man walks into a bar...') and a punch line, which when juxtaposed with the setup provides the necessary irony to elicit laughter from the audience.

Jokes often depend for humour on the unexpected, the mildly taboo (which can include the mildly distasteful or socially improper), or the playing on stereotypes and other cultural myths. Many jokes fit into more than one category. "

The Funny Joke - Practical Joke

The Funny Joke - Practical Joke: "Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask innocent questions
and has a very straightforward thinking. At times he is all too well educated in
the terminology of sex, then he is known as 'Dirty Johnny', while at others he
is all too innocent. He also has cousins across the world, Dirty Ernie, Spanish
Jaimito, Brazilian Joozinho, Russian Vovochka, Czech Pepu010Dek, Italian Pierino,
and French Toto.
Ms. Smith stopped to reprove Johnny for making faces: 'Johnny, when I
was small, my mother used to tell me that if I made ugly faces, at some
moment it would freeze and stay like that'. Johnny looked up at her and
thoughtfully replied: 'Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't
forewarned.'























The teacher asks everyone in the class to demonstrate something
exciting. When Johnny's turn came, he walked to the blackboard and drew a
small dot. 'What's that?', the teacher asked, puzzled. 'It's a period.
'%u2014'Well, I see that, but what's exciting about a period?'%u2014'Darned if I know,
but this morning my sister said she missed one... Dad had a heart attack,
mom fainted, and the guy next door shot himself.' "

Sick Jokes

A subgenre of jokes derives their humor simply from violating taboos and being so blatantly offensive in their subject matter that (for some) the situation becomes funny, not macabre.

One example of such a joke is The Aristocrats, which dates back to Vaudeville.